Reading Pooh as an adult

I can’t help it – I just think this is terribly funny, and make no apolgies for it

Piglet used to live in a Beech Tree,
south of Pooh’s house, 100 Acre Wood Southwest.
Next to this house was a piece of a broken sign which read, “Trespassers W.”
This was believed to be Piglet’s grandfather’s name, and it is short for “Trespassers Will”,
which is short for “Trespassers William”.
Piglet’s grandfather had had two names in case he lost one -Trespassers after his uncle, and William after Trespassers.